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[ - ]xuankun 677 points678 points ago

China: white guy to stand there and make the company look more international.

[ - ]halaal_sandwich 166 points167 points ago

One of my friends is teaching English in China and is doing this on the side to supplement his income.

In Japan you get a similar job where they hire a gaijin to pretend to be a priest at a 'gaijin-style' wedding.

[ - ]Uberwitz 24 points25 points ago

I could do both those jobs. Assuming you don't have to speak Chinese or Japanese.

[ - ]skyswordsman 41 points42 points ago

Probably better if you don't.

[ - ]kona_kona 74 points75 points ago

chinese-american here. it kind of drives me nuts that i can't have this job. i can fail at being chinese just as hard as any white dude.

[ - ]azazelsnutsack 61 points62 points ago

I'm a tall clean cut white guy.

So you're saying u can get paid to just sit there, but in China?

At my current job I grt paid to just sit here, but I live in Florida....

[ - ]ujeb 36 points37 points ago

They specifically look for white people that look the part or could be made to look the part with make up and nice clothing, that is to say you look like a "stereotypical CEO".

You don't exactly sit around on your ass, instead you go to big events and the like and you might need to make a speech in English (or some other "white" language). You'd also need to act classy, so no stuffing yourself silly with free food and making inappropriate remarks. As I understand you get paid per event you appear in, and the money isn't bad considering what you have to do and how much time it takes to do it.

[ - ]JustForCancer 647 points648 points ago

I live in Malawi and we pay a guy to sleep on our doorstep as a guard.

He's not supposed to sleep but he does.

His name is Robert but he goes by Bro.

We have many crazy stories.

Edit Bro pic: http://m.imgur.com/NbKQAOm

[ - ]JustAnotherLondoner 80 points81 points ago

I would love to hear these stories

[ - ]JustForCancer 403 points404 points ago

Bro was on the front page years ago. We had thieves testing our security and would throw stones over our wall in the middle of the night. I asked Bro if he had any weapons and he said yes and showed up with a bow and arrow the next day. His picture holding it in a badass stance was popular on reddit.

We bought him a bicycle to get to work faster and so he wouldn't have to spend money on transport. He was coming to work after dark and a child ran infront of his bike in a busy market. Kid was okay and was just knocked down but the crowd went crazy and started beating him to a bloody pulp. Luckily a friend of my husband was driving by and threw him and his bike into the back of his truck and hauled it to a government hospital.

He showed up drunk and passed out one night so we took off his shoes and hid the bike and made him believe a thief took them in the night. That was hilarious.

Thieves came a few weeks ago and chopped up a guard next door and I remembered how dangerous his job is. Gave him a raise and a teaser gun.

[ - ]HiddenText 315 points316 points ago

Well that escalated pretty fucking quickly.

[ - ]OverlordAlex 37 points38 points ago

Tell me about it: Nice heartwarming story of friendship and then suddenly someones chopped up the neighbours

[ - ]justforthis_comment 53 points54 points ago

Dude, get something stronger than a gun that teases people

[ - ]KarmalCorn 1143 points1144 points ago

In Central Africa:

Airport Escort

A government employee that you can pay to take you through the airport before your flight. He will bypass all the lines for you to get your checked into your flight and through customs. It is incredibly uncomfortable when he takes you and steps in front of a line of 50 people, demands the customs officer to give back the passport of the guy currently going through customs and start running yours. He then escorts you to a secret unmarked room in the back of the airport where that has luxurious leather couches, golden tissue boxes, expats and local diplomats/other powerful people and multiple HDTVs.

[ - ]StoneballsJackson 230 points231 points ago

How much would a service like this cost?

[ - ]KarmalCorn 414 points415 points ago

Couldn't tell you, my company pays for it.

[ - ]123choji 186 points187 points ago

That's cool. You could be a spy or some shit.

[ - ]ZlayerCake 78 points79 points ago

SHHHH!!! don't say it so loud

[ - ]JustForCancer 105 points106 points ago

In Malawi you just have to be friends with an immigration officer. I'm having a beer with one as we speak.

[ - ]Dyr0nejk2 28 points29 points ago

In Malawi I remember just walking through security, setting something off, acting like I didn't understand their commands to stop, and they just accepted it and left me alone.

[ - ]JustForCancer 14 points15 points ago

They now have computers with a finger printing machine that they don't know how to use so the lines get long

[ - ]123felix 113 points114 points ago

[ - ]123felix 280 points281 points ago

They have this in Heathrow, London too.

Your driver can deliver you right to the door of the departure lounge. The Airport Escort will guide you through the process. A personal shopper can help you buy duty free. Government officials will come to you to refund your tax, perform a security search and stamp your passport. You can then wait in the lounge with the free food and drink before being driven to the plane. Works for arrivals too. Especially important in Heathrow where the normal customs/immigration could take hours.

[ - ]memento-muffins 129 points130 points ago

Went through Heathrow three weeks ago and customs and immigration took literally 20 minutes. Did I just get lucky?

[ - ]awhiskeyshot 971 points972 points ago

Dabbawalas: They transport your lunch box made at your home to your office and after you finish your lunch they return it to your home.

[ - ]Hark_An_Adventure 562 points563 points ago

These were featured on the Top Gear India Special. I think they said that there's only one error for every six million or so meals delivered, which is just mind-boggling.

[ - ]minicpst 173 points174 points ago

Especially considering most of them are illiterate and cannot read a description of the person to whom they are delivering, and the address, nothing like that. It's mind boggling, and I think they said it's only a few dollars a week or a month.

[ - ]Hark_An_Adventure 55 points56 points ago

I went back and checked. Jeremy said it was two pounds a month. That's insane.

[ - ]multnomadic 211 points212 points ago

Why don't you just take your lunch with you when you go to work?

[ - ]fomorian 399 points400 points ago

Because then A) the lunch would be cold when it came time to eat it, and B) your wife would have to start preparing it at the same time as breakfast (Indian meals are generally slowly cooked so preparing both breakfast and lunch at the same time would require the wife to be up at an ungodly hour- not to mention having to eat lunch cold because it was ready when breakfast was)

Edit: watch this submission and read the comments to get a better idea of how this works.

[ - ]fingawkward 216 points217 points ago

Is that why the Indian couple across the hall seem to be cooking constantly?

[ - ]CommPuma 122 points123 points ago

The food cooks slowly. It must be making you think they cook all day

[ - ]fingawkward 185 points186 points ago

I just know I smell it all day.

[ - ]CommPuma 67 points68 points ago

I guess it's Indian food. You can smell it blocks away

[ - ]wontG37me 64 points65 points ago

The guys on Top Gear UK attempted to do this faster in cars than the dabbawalas who were on trains. The results were, unsurprisingly, very comical.

[ - ]Micosilver 1543 points1544 points ago

Shabbat goi.

Someone that can't be a Jew to do emergency repairs on Shabbat. You can make good money by working 24 hours a weeks, if you know how to fix locks and do some plumbing.

[ - ]thisisallme 502 points503 points ago

Dumb question, but how do they get in touch with him if they can't use the phone on the Shabbat?

[ - ]Rowaz 848 points849 points ago

They have a not-jew for that

[ - ]absat41 319 points320 points ago

Called i-Shabbat G

[ - ]kabalalala 109 points110 points ago

This only raises further questions.

[ - ]DrOfJuxtapositions 321 points322 points ago

It's goyim all the way down.

[ - ]Micosilver 335 points336 points ago

Not dumb at all. I believe the goi has to stay within walking distance of the community, so he can be called in person.

[ - ]obvthroway1 771 points772 points ago

Once a week, you get to feel like a bizarre superhero aiding the jewish community with simple maintenance, summoned by (I hope) a comically flustered hasidic jew running down the street calling your name.

Edit: dammit you guys i used my throwaway because it felt a little offensive and now its got all this karma.

[ - ]Sylaurin 289 points290 points ago

This sounds like a good sitcom. That airs only on Sundays.

[ - ]chronocaptive 101 points102 points ago

I believe it would be Saturdays for shabbat, though, unless you're saying they can only air it on Sundays because Jews can't watch tv on shabbat.

[ - ]walkthedog 16 points17 points ago

And you sure as shit don't roll on the Shabbat either!

[ - ]UnwarrantedPotatoes 76 points77 points ago

Such a thing as shabbat phones, there is. And they are a total cheat of the "no making electrical circuits because it's totally the same as fire" mitzvah.

[ - ]blurghblurgh 53 points54 points ago

Surely they only need to work one day a week?

[ - ]Photosynthesis 116 points117 points ago

yeah, the entire day

[ - ]blurghblurgh 41 points42 points ago

sorry miss read your sentence as "24 hours everyday"

[ - ]gugudollz 461 points462 points ago

In Kenya: men who stand at bus stops and shout where each bus is going and for how much. The buses all have route numbers, their own conductors and standard fares but the goons shout inflated fares to pocket the balance.

So you usually pay 20 bob to Nairobi from your house, one day you go to the bus stop closest to it and there's an idler there shouting "30 bob, town!" whenever a bus approaches and it's like a cancer, he'll never leave.

Imagine someone doing this anywhere else, whenever you pull up to a petrol station a motherfucker's just waiting there with the pump in his hand shouting 10% above the normal pump price.

[ - ]penguin_2 198 points199 points ago

Do you actually have to pay the guy, or can you just ignore him?

[ - ]fomorian 212 points213 points ago

If you're a local you'll have built up an immunity. If you're a foreigner chances are you'll give in before the guy does.

[ - ]Lothium 42 points43 points ago

Oh you just have to pretend there's no one there. It also comes in handy when you're eating at a market or similar place and they try to sell you anything else. Of course that's after you say no very clearly.

[ - ]eurotrashshow 89 points90 points ago

Unless it's raining- then it's 50 bob, because matatu drivers are assholes.

[ - ]Cobaltsaber 22 points23 points ago

In my experience matatu prices are based on time of day, skin tone, weather, the alignment of the planets, the prominence of any jewelry and what the driver ate that morning.

[ - ]dharma_farmer 785 points786 points ago

Hosts and Hostesses. In Japan, these are good looking men and women that customers pay just to talk to at a special host or hostess club.

[ - ]laterdude 478 points479 points ago

They're called celebrities in the United States. You too can pay Dennis Rodman $20,000 to show up to your party.

[ - ]SolKool 777 points778 points ago

Rodman-senpai... ��� ��������`���

[ - ]marhaba89 210 points211 points ago

That goddamn emote and those fucking 600 emails.

[ - ]Neracca 21 points22 points ago

When will Denko notice me?

[ - ]concussedYmir 31 points32 points ago

I love reading translated 2ch threads. It's such a good reminder that people are the same everywhere

[ - ]Squishumz 35 points36 points ago

Feeling the warmth of a little creature makes a woman���s heart tremble. Buy hamsters. Nothing but hamsters.
Then stuff them in a box, of course.

My sides.

[ - ]pooroldedgar 101 points102 points ago

They have those in many places, though Japan it's certainly on a whole 'nother level. I few years ago there was a story about a 15 year old kid who ran up like a million dollars at hostess bars on his dad's credit cards. Poor little dude.

[ - ]reginaldtato 63 points64 points ago

if you give your 15 year old a credit card with a million dollar limit, you're gonna have a bad time

[ - ]skw1dward 36 points37 points ago

Sure it wasn't a million yen? Which is still nearly 10000 USD but not quite as outrageous.

[ - ]eurotrashshow 298 points299 points ago

Bread delivery guys in Egypt. Delivered on bicycles at high speed, carried on their heads through raging traffic..

[ - ]exikon 156 points157 points ago

How do they not drop anything? That is awesome though. And probably improves the air quality. Imagine the smell of freshly baked bread all over town.

[ - ]Hosscrusher 131 points132 points ago

Personally I saw a kid about 12 year old trip on rock while delivering bread on his bicycle , so I helped him pick the fallen bread. While I was helping him ,he was sobbing .I asked him why .He told me that the guy he's working for will probably hit him and take the spoiled bread's loss out of his salary . I felt bad for him, so I bought all the fallen bread and paid him for it and left him on his way.

[ - ]skyswordsman 307 points308 points ago

Sounds like you got played.

[ - ]rabid_chinchilla 220 points221 points ago

Textbook scam. Kid's good.

[ - ]KarmalCorn 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, if money leaves your pocket in Egypt, 95% chance of it being a scam.

[ - ]darligulv1 510 points511 points ago

United Arab Emirates, or maybe just Dubai - In many parking garage around the world, prior to entering, you press a button, and a ticket comes out.

In Dubai, there is a guy who stands by that machine to push the button and hand it over to the driver. The driver lowers the Window just enough to take the ticket and brings it back up.

So yes, One Foot ticket transfer attendant

[ - ]MisteryYourMamaMan 226 points227 points ago

Hate to break it you, but where im from parking lots do this.

But only to make sure people don't go down to the dispenser and get a new thicket after being 6hours in the lot.

Source: I was the guy standing by the dispenser

[ - ]jhc1415 188 points189 points ago

Holy shit. That is genius. Why have I never thought of that?

[ - ]rm999 82 points83 points ago

I've thought of it, but it's stupid. You'll be on camera, it's really easy to catch in the act, it's fraud, and the garage may actually try to pursue punishment.

[ - ]PaulineBonaparte 29 points30 points ago

I felt like such an idiot after reading that for never even considering that as an option

[ - ]edgemuck 508 points509 points ago

In Ireland, the Guinness quality team.

They travel from pub to pub, making sure all your taps and lines are clean.

[ - ]orangesarepeopletoo 157 points158 points ago

They have that in England as well I believe. They came to the pub I work at. We passed. yay

[ - ]SuperNinjaBot 210 points211 points ago

When I was a kid had a Guiness executive come in 20 minutes before his party of 20 was gonna show up.

Tipped us each 50 bucks up front and said 50 bucks more for everyone that doesnt mess up the pour and then demonstrated it to make sure we were doing it perfectly.

Such a cool fucking dude.

[ - ]candidly1 48 points49 points ago

Bless them.

[ - ]I_Wasted_Time 327 points328 points ago

Kangaroo hunter. Kangaroos aren't farmed like regular farm animals. They are harvested wild.

[ - ]scnavi 115 points116 points ago

Wait... You eat kangaroos?

[ - ]Gen_Hazard 176 points177 points ago

It varies. AFAIK no one eats it with the regularity someone would eat pork, lamb or beef, but you can easily buy roo steaks and sausages in supermarkets.

Think of them like marsupial deer.

[ - ]_Bad_Apple 68 points69 points ago

To expand, certain kinds in certain areas are considered pests and can be hunted (with laws dictating they are put down humanly) or are even culled. No point in just throwing that meat away.

But yeah the supply of roo meat isn't really as steady as beef

[ - ]ishallsaythisonce 219 points220 points ago

Southern Africa: Professional mourners. They go to funerals of people they don't even know. Their job is to cry... no, wail.

[ - ]zhinny 32 points33 points ago

We have "bocitoare" - not really professionals but old ladies that you give some money and they mourn at any funeral. ( Romania )

[ - ]Pajamah03 395 points396 points ago

Rat Patrol

Alberta being the largest land mass without rats, the province hires exterminators/catchers to keep them out

Not only country specific, but province as well.

[ - ]Riali 111 points112 points ago

Just to clarify, Alberta does not have brown rats, the wormtail sewer rats we all think of when we hear the word rat. We definitely have native bushy-tailed woodrats (Pack Rats), and they are nasty.

[ - ]I_will_sniff_butts 979 points980 points ago

Can't talk about the rest of the country. But where I live in India, begging is a high paying,organized system. Literally gives employment(kind of) to thousands of people. Highly profitable for the people in control.

Sadly, I only have an anecdote to prove this. A friend of mine is a member of an NGO. He took a 10-11 year old girl to a, I guess, shelter or something like that. Because he saw her begging in winter with not much clothes on. The girl's mother came along in a car. Asks the girl to come home with her. The girl refused. The mother walked away the instant she heard her. The girl told the story about how she's traveled to various states in India, for the sole purpose of begging. There's a whole network of children, handicapped people, or generally not so well off people that make money for their superiors. Basically exploitation of human lives by I am guessing some sort of mafia type organization.

Not sure if happens only in India or not.

[ - ]statelessnfaithless 623 points624 points ago

Sup from New Delhi. We don't need to rely only your anecdote - a while back here the media blew open a scandal where prominent surgeons were busted for amputating healthy limbs off poor people against their will, to turn them into more effective beggars. It was part of a well-organized begging ring. Shit's so fucked up.

Advice I've heard from NGOs and charities, both here in India and in the States, is that you buy food or water or whatever to beggars rather than just give them money. If they're really in need, they'll happily accept the food. It's surprising how often they walk off in disgust, though. My best friend's dad here in Delhi often offers beggars jobs, and very, very rarely do they take him up on the offer - because they earn more money begging than working even half-decent jobs.

[ - ]deeter 529 points530 points ago

To clarify the advice further, buy food from a shop to be given directly to the beggars. Do not given them your own food.

It is known scam for children to fake food poisoning, writhing in pain and everything. The cop who shows up and threatens to arrest you is part of the scam.

[ - ]KITTEHZ 161 points162 points ago

I would never have thought of this! When I lived in NYC, I would give any food I had on me to panhandlers instead of money.

Most were surprisingly grateful, though of course there were the jerks who sneered and just walked away. I am glad I never got caught up in a scam like this!

[ - ]suburbiaresident 152 points153 points ago

I doubt cops in cahoots with homeless beggars is going to happen to you in NYC

[ - ]Redrose03 164 points165 points ago

Yea NYC Is not India, thank god

[ - ]growles 220 points221 points ago

Isn't this shown in Slumdog Millionaire? They trained little kids and even handicap them so they can gain even more sympathy

[ - ]thedoucheypizza 84 points85 points ago

yeah, they made that kid blind.

[ - ]hXc0 95 points96 points ago

Happens in Poland too, many times I have seen women beggars in poor clothes pretending they can't walk etc, and at the end of the day they were picked up by mafia-type guys in expensive BMWs.

[ - ]mr_canoehead 335 points336 points ago

Transvestite wedding crashers. They show up at your wedding, cause a scene, you pay them to leave. Not Indian, but heard about this on a radio program a few years ago.

[ - ]Fluttershy_qtest 44 points45 points ago

Yup this happens all over India. They're not always transvestites, they're usually a type of transsexual known as "hijra". They're also part of organized begging at traffic stops. Maybe eunuch would be a better term to describe them - more on that later.

The entire hijra tradition is particularly morbid. They come in a group when a child is born and give their "blessing" and "check" the baby. For this they often get money, or extort money. They "check" the baby for any hint of ambiguous genitalia, and if they see this they try to take the baby away.

Historically often times these hijras are just ordinary male children that were castrated early on, who then exhibit feminine features and dress as women. It's extremely barbaric and there are a couple of NGO and human rights organizations that try to help them.

[ - ]piezod 89 points90 points ago

As an Indian, can confirm.

Transvestites also beg at traffic lights and in the local trains.

Edit - traffic

[ - ]Honey-Badger 30 points31 points ago

Aren't they eunuchs? kinda different to trans. People also seem to see them as like magical or something in India, like they have special powers or something.

[ - ]mynameipaul 497 points498 points ago

I live in Ireland , where our commercial tax laws are so lax, that huge organisations put their 'headquarters' here in order to pay less tax. So we have thousands of people working in dozens of headquarters who are basically tax-law placeholders.

Some of the companies actually do give 'real' work to Ireland, but I've seen many that literally give busywork with no merit at all, because while it was cheaper to set up an office and hire a few dozen people, than it is to pay higher rate tax, its more expensive to integrate a foreign office into their business than the value of their work would be worth.

tl;dr 'headquarters' occupier \ tax-loophole placeholder

[ - ]Ashkir 20 points21 points ago

Inside the United States I believe Delaware is where most businesses incorporate and place their American "headquarters". Just one employee.

Delaware has special courts, and special laws for companies.

[ - ]Randomswedishdude 137 points138 points ago

I guess traditional reindeer herder is essentially unique to the northern parts of Scandinavia (except a a tiny part of north-western Russia).

[ - ]AndrewHoeni_ 620 points621 points ago

Not exactly a country, but I live in New Jersey and gas station attendants actually pump your gas here and it is illegal to pump your own gas.

[ - ]FetchKFF 290 points291 points ago

Also Oregon.

[ - ]futher-mucker 117 points118 points ago

Why?

[ - ]strongo 36 points37 points ago

yeah this has made me pretty much a total idiot outside our state. I've lived in Jersey for 28 years... When I go elsewhere I look like a fucktard as I try to handle the pump but just from total lack of practice.

[ - ]INTENSECHOCOLATE 128 points129 points ago

Im not sure how other countries deal with garbage, but in America we have a job that entails shooting fireworks at birds flying over landfills.

[ - ]Gen_Hazard 44 points45 points ago

Wait, WHAT?!

[ - ]fumblebuck 84 points85 points ago

Sehri dhol-wala

During Ramzan/Ramadan, this dude basically bangs the shit out of dhol to wake you up at Sehri (pre-dawn breakfast).

[ - ]IAmFaisal 68 points69 points ago

I call her mom.

[ - ]CB1984[����] 81 points82 points ago

Police community support officer. A policeman who goes around in police clothes, but actually has no police powers (so can't arrest people etc). Their only power is to ask people nicely to be nice.

[ - ]desmonduz 78 points79 points ago

There is a whole category of jobs devoted to wedding ceremonies in my country (Uzbekistan). I don't think they exist in other cultures. Let me tell you some of them:

-Pilaf Logistician: I could not translate it any better to English. This is the most respected job in the wedding, as it involves fast decision making, accurate estimation and exceptional organization skills. It is customary to Uzbek culture to cook 200-300kgs of pilaf in the morning of the wedding day and give it out to more than 2000-3000 invited/accompanied by guests. The guests are exclusively male (sounds a bit sexist), and according to tradition younger guests first serve elder guests, and then serve themselves. This quite dynamic event. The Pilaf logisticians job is to recruit waiters out from newly arrived youngsters, organise them into well structured distribution line (literally it is a line of people handing over pilaf to its main destination), seat batches of guests as they come in, estimate how much pilaf is needed as the guests come, operate the transmission of pilaf over distribution line to the destination table and backwards to the kitchen after it is eaten, check for the availibility of hot tea after pilaf, and finally give quick blessings and thank guests for coming.

  • Head Tea-man: While pilaf logistician is minding his own business in building his distribution network out of new recruits, head tea-man has to organise his ow network for distributing tea in the wedding hall. Due to the specifics of the logistics of tea, they cannot be handed over through a giant line of people, and has to be delivered by ping-pongers who take empty pots to tea-man, who by smell only identifies which tea it had before, and refills it with exactly the same tea in the matter of 2-5 seconds. Also the job of tea-man is to collect initial preferences on tea from guests and make them delivered.

[ - ]C_K_ 171 points172 points ago

Hookah delivery guy. Lebanon.

[ - ]internet_commenter 245 points246 points ago

Security guard that checks the trunk of every car in the mall parking lot for bombs.

Edit: A second guard at the door checks all bags for weapons.

Edit2: I thought this was an Israeli thing, but apparently we aren't the only country that lives in fear of being bombed. What a beautiful world we live in.

[ - ]pooroldedgar 98 points99 points ago

In Indonesia, to enter a major hotel you have to stop at the street and they look under your car before waving you in.

[ - ]owl-exterminator 224 points225 points ago

We have special devices here in Thailand for that. It's called a mirror on a stick. If it's a 5-star hotel they put wheels on it.

[ - ]eurotrashshow 20 points21 points ago

They do this in Kenya, but it obviously doesn't work...

[ - ]chicken-oriental 102 points103 points ago

I'm pretty sure no where else but Britain is the a guy who has to turn an extra power station on so everyone can put their kettle on after east enders.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/britainfromabove/stories/people/teatimebritain.shtml

it makes me oddly proud

[ - ]DynamiteMonkey 927 points928 points ago

Here in Quebec, we have what we colloquially call the "Language police". These are government employees who basically are charged with "protecting" the French language. Among other things, they go around investigating larger businesses to make sure they're forcing their employees to work in French (eg. windows installed in French, etc) and make sure all businesses use either only or predominantly French in their signs and marketing materials. Most recently they made the news by going after an Italian restaurant for writing "Pasta" in their menu, and a florist for using English on her Facebook page.

Our tax dollars hard at work.

[ - ]bsnimunf 119 points120 points ago

Why do this? If people really dont want to speak french why force them. I could understand if the people were willing participants in maintaining the use of french but it sounds like they are being oppressed into it.

[ - ]GR3YF0XXX 1342 points1343 points ago

Ireland. Local pub's alcoholic, collects glasses in exchange for free drink.

[ - ]hard5tyle 475 points476 points ago

This is brilliant

[ - ]pooroldedgar 594 points595 points ago

Also tragic.

[ - ]Gov_N_ur 54 points55 points ago

It's the thought that counts.

[ - ]goingfullretard-orig 187 points188 points ago

Wow, talk about enabling alcoholism.

[ - ]not_a_crackhead 189 points190 points ago

Alcoholism is Ireland's national sport!

[ - ]NateJC 156 points157 points ago

Ah now here, I'm from Ireland and I've never seen this done. Is this reallllllly deeply remote in the country, like Kerry?

[ - ]JmPm 258 points259 points ago

I know there's a hostel in Galway where there's an employee who gets paid in cans to change the sheets. He keeps getting arrested for locking the guests in their rooms and trying to start fights.

[ - ]Baginni 91 points92 points ago

My mam's from kerry, i live in kildare. Local alcoholics don't work for the pub for drink, this is just a stupid joke playing on the Irish are big drinkers stereotype which i usually don't mind but this just isn't true.

[ - ]ameoba 23 points24 points ago

Did that for a month or two once when I was out of work. Bar manager dislocated his shoulder in a fight with an unruly patron so I got to drink for free in exchange for taking out the trash and swapping blown kegs.

[ - ]BleedsBlueAndOrange 120 points121 points ago

Professional Line Sitter, because time is money baby.

[ - ]dontknowmeatall 218 points219 points ago

Tortilla delivery man. A dude in a bike who goes around the city yelling "TORTILLAAAAAAAAS!!!" and when people call him he sells them a pound claiming it's half a kilo.

Edit: I didn't know dud meant false. What a convenient typo.

[ - ]Clockt0wer 153 points154 points ago

In Germany a pound (Pfund) is half a kilo. Though considering you're buying tortillas that's probably not where you are.

[ - ]samwoo2go 94 points95 points ago

China. Bathroom massager.

They are basically just like bathroom attendants here in the States, except they come up behind you while you are at the urinal and start massaging your shoulders midstream. I freaked the fuck out the first time it happened. Luckily it's not a money scamming thing, its just a culturally accepted thing since boundaries are different in China and the society as a whole is not homophobic.

[ - ]MrsPoopington 13 points14 points ago

I would argue that while Chinese society is historically not homophobic, they are now just the same as most other places, however male "homoerotic" contact does not have the same connotations as in N. America. There is still quite a bit of stigma towards actual homosexual behaviours, at least according to Chinese coworkers (though honestly, one Chinese girl said all Japanese girls are lesbians, so they say some effed up shit).

[ - ]Salty_fish 187 points188 points ago

Haggis catcher - Scotland

[ - ]rezlax 61 points62 points ago

making traditional lacrosse sticks. theyre produced on my, and a few other reservations (mostly iroquois ones)

[ - ]karateandfriendship9 167 points168 points ago

Beefeater.

[ - ]TempestFunk 107 points108 points ago

I have a sudden craving for a gin and tonic.

[ - ]terribleusername 28 points29 points ago

And one beefeater has the coolest job title of all time: the Yeoman Warder Ravenmaster

[ - ]jmilts 20 points21 points ago

Now there's a restaurant chain I've not been in to in a number of years.

[ - ]SoundPon3 2001 points2002 points ago

Australian Prime minister. It's a job that only exists in Australia, so I guess it counts

[ - ]VienneseCrispyFish 485 points486 points ago

fuck tony abbott

[ - ]6-21-3-11-21 187 points188 points ago

fuck tony's abbutt

[ - ]pooroldedgar 205 points206 points ago

Fuck 3 time Tony winner Angela Landsbury.

[ - ]ScarfacedTyrant 361 points362 points ago

Does it have to be in modern times? Because back in 1900s I think in England we had people physically tap on our windows to wake us up. Kinda like a human alarm clock. I forgot what they were called though.

[ - ]metans 130 points131 points ago

They were called knocker-uppers. And according to QI, there was an even more glorious title of "knockers-uppers knocker-upper"

But who knocks up the knocker-uppers knocker-upper?

[ - ]BrutusHFX 142 points143 points ago

Knocked up in North America means pregnant.

My mum told me a story of when she first moved here from England in the 80's, and she was out partying one night. She slept in and then met friends for lunch or something. Her friend asked her what time she got up, apparently my mum replied ''oh the postman knocked me up around 9''

[ - ]metans 71 points72 points ago

It means that here too, I think you would be hard pressed these days to find someone who says they were "knocked up" by the postman and doesn't at least have a vague idea of the innuendo behind it

[ - ]owl-exterminator 20 points21 points ago

it's a vicious loop of 24 people knocking each other up each hour.

Most of their jobs are easy. Except one guy has to do it for everyone else, too.

[ - ]Siriano_F1 220 points221 points ago

In Syria we still have those in small towns.

[ - ]I_will_sniff_butts 165 points166 points ago

You have working internet in Syria?

[ - ]Siriano_F1 53 points54 points ago

I'm living in the States for now.

[ - ]Micosilver 35 points36 points ago

I did that in the military. Alarms are useless when you are really tired. You need someone to slap you a few times to get up.

[ - ]rickolassmith 46 points47 points ago

Along the same line, here in Maine USA we used to have a big ice industry. Each winter they would cut, harvest, and store big blocks of ice to use before modern refrigeration.

[ - ]DoctorRimJob 380 points381 points ago

Professional Australian Rules Football player. Interested in becoming one? Please read the guidelines:

Being a cunt is mandatory. Non cuntish behaviour will not be tolerated.

Sleeve tattoos are not a requirement, but are encouraged.

Wives must be blonde, slim and silent.

Care must be taken when giving teenage girls alcohol. If you plan on engaging them in sexual activity, please ensure that they consume enough that they don't remember the encounter.

Welcome to the AFL. The most popular spectator sport in half of one country.

[ - ]__________A 73 points74 points ago

Must look good in short shorts too

[ - ]RockinWeasel 21 points22 points ago

Gibraltar: Keeper of the apes. I'm sure other places have people who look after their strange wild monkeys, but I'm not sure how many... and I have never met anyone from outside Gibraltar who was aware of that job's existence.

Just to be clear, they are Barbary Apes, but they have a tail, so they are actually monkeys and they have one person who looks after them, but not the other wildlife on the rock, just the monkeys...

[ - ]M1227 406 points407 points ago

Dropbear catcher

[ - ]koalafiedmarsupial 341 points342 points ago

ALRIGHT CUT THE SHIT, ARE DROPBEARS REAL OR NOT

[ - ]seldor 296 points297 points ago

Huh? Why would you think they aren't real?

[ - ]3AlarmLampscooter 47 points48 points ago

[ - ]whimsicalsteve 220 points221 points ago

Sure they are, they're just like Giraffes or Unicorns.

[ - ]RichySkirata 150 points151 points ago

Ohh, okay th... WAIT A SECOND!

[ - ]Ziazan 179 points180 points ago

Unicorns are real, they're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

[ - ]RunDNA 158 points159 points ago

Horny, fat and grey? That sounds like Rush Limbaugh.

[ - ]kgtx 89 points90 points ago

Yes. Seriously, the tourism lobby of Australia doesn't like the publicity though so downplays it so we still get tourists (we already have crocodiles, box jellyfish, blue ring octopi, a plethora of venomous snakes and goannas) and I guess they don't like the idea of the Koalas dangerous cousin scaring people.

[ - ]twistedude 42 points43 points ago

You forgot irukandji jellyfish, venomous cone shells, stone fish, stinging trees and skin-lacerating tree vines.

[ - ]crimsonpalisade 93 points94 points ago

Not to mention tony fucking abbot.

[ - ]MrBoonio 19 points20 points ago

Mozambique: ballboy

When Maputo's main championship golf course fell into disrepair you hired a caddy and a ballboy when you arrived at the course.

The caddy carried your clubs and tried to remove any valuables from your golf bag. The ballboy would neatly tee up your ball on the fairway on a piece of grass or go find it in the rough.

[ - ]efallom 37 points38 points ago

Italian redditor here.

I don't think there are abusive parkers anywhere else, they are people who stand by the road and collect money (1 to 3 ���, usually) from everybody who parks there.

It's not legal or anything, people just know that they might found their cars stolen or damaged if they don't pay.

From my experience, if someone doesn't pay, usually nothing happens.

Criminal firms put them there organizing a network where each parker has his own zone and price, collected money are then returned to the firm in exchange of a percentage.

Of course police doesn't give a shit.

On the funny side, we also have people programming apps to spot them.

http://imgur.com/nm7YLGS

http://imgur.com/FBgkTJz

[ - ]turinpt 18 points19 points ago

Portugal: Forcados (bull grabbers).

As opposed to the Spanish variation, in Portuguese bullfighting the bull isn't killed at the end, so someone has to go in and grab it: Video

[ - ]bohemsky 50 points51 points ago

South Africa: tenderpreneur. A class of connected businessmen who benefit from the country's black empowerment laws meant to reverse the economic iniquities of apartheid. What happens is businessmen will secure a contract to build a road or whatever, even if they have no engineering experience. Then they hire a real engineering firm to do the job, at a discounted price. Quite a few former revolutionaries are now very wealthy people.

[ - ]The_Vagina_Whisperer 48 points49 points ago

Telephone sanitizer.

[ - ]laterdude 97 points98 points ago

Wal Mart Greeter

[ - ]goingfullretard-orig 56 points57 points ago

*Bitter Wal Mart Greeter

FTFY.

[ - ]PaleWolf 21 points22 points ago

Have noticed Tesco in the UK has greeters now.

They usually hire a 16yr old girl and not a really old person though.

[ - ]Whuzza_reddit 49 points50 points ago

Toothpaste capper.

[ - ]thyyoungclub 61 points62 points ago

Not anymore. They were all replaced by machines.

[ - ]kairisika 32 points33 points ago

Mountie.

[ - ]Uh_what_is_this 58 points59 points ago

Parrot astrologers. No, I'm not kidding. People cage a parrot and have a set of random cards (which earlier used to be pictures of Gods and Godesses and now, for some reason has been replaced with pictures of celebrities. WTF!!). Once approached by a customer, the parrot is let out of the cage, it walks out and is trained to pick out a card which is then opened. Based on the picture on the card, the customer's fortune is told. Yea. People pay hundreds for this.

[ - ]DrShlomo 181 points182 points ago

Mohel.

Exists only in Judaism, aka, the Guy who cuts the foreskins.

Mohels are usually trained and everything, but the ultra-religious ultra-fanitical Jews have Mohels who literally suck the blood out of the infants bleeding penis, its creepy and as far as I'm concerned it should be illegal (I am Jewish by the way.)

If anyone has read God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchins they can attest to this

[ - ]Kimimaro146 17 points18 points ago

Muslim countries have circumcisers aswell. They aren't called mohels though, I believe.

[ - ]DerstyFerts 68 points69 points ago

Oh yea, remember the rabbi in ny that killed a bunch of babies because he gave them herpes?

[ - ]goingfullretard-orig 76 points77 points ago

Canada: Maple syrup producer with a fabulous French accent. "It's very nice."

[ - ]BrutusHFX 19 points20 points ago

Sugar shack employee

[ - ]jakedenko 47 points48 points ago

Russia. Potato salad vendor. They're everywhere

[ - ]iLama 11 points12 points ago

As a man who loves potato salad, I see nothing wrong with this.

[ - ]bobthefetus 52 points53 points ago

Someone who primarily creates saunas and sauna supplies, I guess.

[ - ]look_squirrels 16 points17 points ago

Are you from Finland?

[ - ]StickleyMan 418 points419 points ago

Gold medal hockey player, baby.

[ - ]Vmoney1337 108 points109 points ago

In Russia we have almost medal hockey player, baby!

[ - ]Vangaurds 75 points76 points ago

Hayllo, Iem Kyermet de Froyg

[ - ]pooroldedgar 75 points76 points ago

[ - ]ToffeeKing 21 points22 points ago

Scandinavia: Troll hunter.